ARTICLES CONCERNING
MARK KLINEDINST,
FORMER PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS
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(November 10, 2008) BREAKING NEWS UPDATE More on Rifts & Secret Plans Involving ECO HATTIESBURG – Information regarding the 3-Nov-08 BREAKING NEWS and BREAKING NEWS UPDATE stories about the secret plan to ship the CoB’s economists over to the College of Arts & Letters continues to come into USMNEWS.net headquarters.
(March 9, 2009) Ghastly Service Ghosts A LOOK AT FALL 2008 SERVICE DERELICTION IN THE COB Faculty in the CoB’s management and marketing department (MGT & MKT) have, on occasion, referred to CoB economics professor Mark Klinedinst as “the ghost.” They do so because Klinedinst has spent much of his tenure in USM’s CoB out of USM’s CoB. Put simply – he has, over the past 20+ years, rarely been around Greene Hall (JAG). Had he been a stellar researcher, such behavior could be excused. In Klinedinst’s case, however, there has not been a publication in an indexed journal article since 1998, an oft-cited statistic in reports and editorials here at USMNEWS.net.
(May 5, 2009) The X Annual Sloth Games How ECO’s Mark Klinedinst Tried to Bring Down the Nail Administration CoB economics professor Mark Klinedinst is not actually in the building (Greene Hall) much. When he is around, however, he usually travels throughout Greene Hall with a satchel that appears to be loaded with books and other academic materials. Some have speculated that, with his lack of productivity, the satchel is full of bricks, or some other lifeless and dense material.
(May 13, 2009) Klinedinst Has Highest Faculty Senate Absenteeism Rate HATTIESBURG – The USM Faculty Senate has just released its 2008-09 Faculty Senate attendance records and CoB professor of economics Mark Klinedinst shows up with the highest “absenteeism rate” on record.